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Top 10 Reasons to AVOID CHABAD!

Top 10 Reasons to AVOID CHABAD!

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TOP TEN REASONS TO AVOID CHABAD! 

  1. You'll miss the "Can I see your ticket?" experience. (Watch this video>>>
  2. Your children may not want to go home.
  3. You might actually like the guy with the beard and hat.
  4. You won't be able to stop humming the tunes.
  5. You're not into the whole joy thing.
  6. You'll end up making lame excuses to go back.
  7. You'll find that most of the people are just like you.
  8.  There goes the diet!
  9. Hard to shake that sense of fulfillment and meaning.
  10.  You may catch a bout of mitzvah-itis.

Watch the flash movie below:
WHAT TO EXPECT AT CHABAD

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